Investment tips for 2011
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros
and the Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice.
For all of you with any money left, be aware
of the next expected mergers so that you can get in
on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this
year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay
Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and
Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors,
Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor,
UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell
Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected
to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National
Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!
And finally...
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson
will merge under the new
name: TittyTittyBangBang
