metric joke

Joke:

Metric Lesson

01. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

 

02. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

 

03. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

 

04. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1  bananosecond

05. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

 

06. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =  Knotfurlong

07. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling

08. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

 

09. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

 

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

 

11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

 

12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

 

13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

 

14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

 

15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

 

16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

 

17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

 

18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

 

19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

 

20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

 

21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

 

22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

 

23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

 

24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

 

25 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

 

26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University  Hospital = 1 IV League